All my training has not prepared me for the perils of my vocation ... I received this from a colleague. Just when you thought you've heard everything about the IT geek:
1. We work weird (night) shifts...
Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny...
Like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you...
Like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed...
Like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you...
Like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it...
Like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of
my life doing this."
Like a prostitute ........
